No one tells you that after you have kids you will basically be incontinent to a certain degree for the rest of your life. Forget sneezing, running or jumping without peeing your pants. The situation is exacerbated by yet another pregnancy (didn't learn the first time around did you? Fucking idiot), extra large sodas, and any kind of jumpy, twisty motion.
Being a mom means you pretty much have to resign yourself to a life smelling of pee. At least when the kids are young you can blame the smell on them. Later on however, you may have difficulties and give up certain activities altogether.
Me, I don't give a shit. It's cool to pee your pants and I love softball.
